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3 Girls a Day Review

Do you want to learn how to meet women online?
Are you sick of getting no replies or even worse bitchy put-downs?
Do you want to use dating sites to get laid or find love?

It’s not as easy as it sounds right? My name is Lola, I’m the owner of SecretErotica.com and I am here to help you out! 🙂 I was offered a free review copy of “3 Girls a Day” by its creator Todd Valentine. Todd’s new program claims to help you get as many women as possible from dating sites such as Match.com, OK Cupid and Plenty of Fish.

Now before you listen to my opinion on this matter you might think “why should I listen to a woman about this”? It’s a good question. After all women don’t know what it is like to be a guy struggling to get laid online right? Well normally this would be true, but there are three very good reasons why my opinion might be seriously useful to you:

As the owner of this site I see a LOT of guys joining my community trying to get laid and making just about EVERY mistake in the book. I mean I feel for them, I really do. But damn they need to check out this program to stop this stuff!

BTW do NOT join this site thinking you are going to get laid! My female members are here to read and share erotic stories NOT to get hit on by horny guy’s lol! I personally use dating sites a lot to meet guys and again I have watched guys make so many dumb mistakes that basically ruin any chance they have with me with in seconds of me coming into contact with them! I love ladies as well as men and I’ve used a few different dating sites to pull plenty of very sexy chicks.

With all that said, because of my job here at SecretErotica.com, because of my own experience with dating guys online and because of my bisexual tendencies I really can help you out. So this is my honest and detailed review of this new program. I will go into detail soon, but first I want to give you a very short and to the point review:

This product is excellent and well worth the small amount you will pay for it. I am skeptical as to whether you will get three women a day! BUT I am totally 100% confident that it will help you dramatically improve the amount of attractive women you can hook up with. If you want to discover the secret techniques Todd teaches click here to get started straight away.

Now for a more detailed review

Just who is this Todd Valentine and why should you care?

Todd is a full time professional dating coach. Basically it is his job to teach guys how to get laid and/or find a hot girl to settle down with. So he knows what he is talking about and unlike some so called dating experts he walks the walk.
He manages multiple girlfriends and fuck buddies plus he uses online dating to get laid whenever he wants. You could call him a lucky guy but actually he studied and worked his ass off to learn about how to attract women and IMO that is what makes him such a good teacher. There is no theory here, it is all real wisdom that has been thoroughly field tested.

A breakdown of what you get:

So, what you need to know about 3 Girls a Day is that the level of detail Todd provides is crazy. It must have taken him so long to figure this stuff out and then create an easy to learn, quick to apply ways of teaching it. Some products I review just ooze quality and this is one of them.

Video training – The most powerful and important part of the program. Step by step, in-detail advice on everything from creating a profile to taking a girl home for sex.
Written training – The best way to learn and internalize information is to absorb it in different ways. The written version of the program really helps hammer home the most important points that you need to know.
Bonuses – Free bonuses to help you succeed and achieve your goals. REAL LIFE phone conversations of Todd chatting to women to help you really understand how powerful his techniques are. An interview with his smoking hot girlfriend where she says exactly how she feels about what Todd teaches.
60 day, no-quibbles, full money back guarantee – To me this makes it a no-brainer. You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain!

Any down sides to the program?

I tried to find flaws in the program but I really struggled. It is very clear that he knows what he is talking about and that his knowledge comes from hard earned experience. But if I was going to criticize it I would say I’m not convinced that if you buy it you will get three women every day! But he is confident that if you do as he says you can easily do it. So I guess the only way to find out is to give it a go…

My final conclusion on 3 Girls A day

I think you are looking to improve your dating life. If you want to get laid using online dating sites. If you feel you deserve better than your current situation you really need to check it out.

The product is very cheap, Todd gives away a huge amount of value and in my opinion the advice he shares is worth ten times the low price he is currently charging.So take charge of your love life, get the women you deserve and step up to the next level of your life by clicking here and taking action.

Good luck!

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Plastic Pussies Hypocrisy!!!

Why is it ok for women to use plastic cocks but not for men to use plastic pussies??? Is there a double standard going on here???

For years now and especially since Sex in the City promoted the Rampant Rabbit it has been cool for women to use sex toys to pleasure themselves. Now let me be very clear, I think this is a good thing. I am not complaining about it at all.

But what I do have an issue with, is that fact that in my experience it is not socially acceptable or “cool” for a man to use a sex toy on his own. Plastic cocks seem fine for women to play with but plastic pussies still carry a stigma of being uncool, or even worse sleazy or desperate.

If my experience is true and this is the case it begs the question as to why is it so? Why is it acceptable for women to fuck themselves silly with a plastic cock but not the same for a guy who wants to fuck the life out of a plastic pussy?

There seems to be a double standard going on here. Is it because we assume women use toys for masturbation out of choice? While guys only use them because they are needy and desperate? If so is this fair? I think not!

I think I am right about this. I think there is a certain stigma about men using adult toys for masturbation. But I also think that this might be starting to change.

There are more fashionable brands making plastic pussies for guys. Adding slick marketing and great design to a product that has been around for a very long time. As this continues, more guys will be tempted, some of them will even admit to their friends or their girlfriends that they own one and as this happens it will slowly become normal for guys to own them.

I certainly hope this is what happens. I don’t like gender based double standards and hypocrisy in either direction. I don’t like judgment or stigma around harmless and positive sexual behaviors. I also believe that as long as no one gets hurt the more people (male, female and transgender), exploring and experimenting with their sexuality in whatever way they choose the better the world will be!

So if you are a woman why not treat your man to a plastic pussy? If you are a man have you thought about giving one a go? If so would you tell your mates or your girlfriend about it?

(We stock them here in our store if you are interested…)

Let me know what you think in the comments section below I would love to know what you think about it?

Have a good one!

PS – Check out these blog posts on the best sex toys for women here and this blog post on sex toys for boys

How to Hypnotize a Woman (Kind of..!?!?)

Is it even possible? If so should you do it? Or should you learn more sensible techniques to make yourself more attractive to women?

Did you know it is possible to seduce a woman by hypnotizing her? That you can use this to fuck her even if she doesn’t find you very attractive? All you need to do is buy this little course for $999.99 and you can sleep with any woman in the world!

I’m joking of course. But there is a little technique that you can use to make yourself more attractive to women and I will share it with you in a minute but before I do just to ram home to the point about the hypnosis. Never forget you do not want to be this guy…

Ok now we’ve got that out the way, what is this technique I am talking about?

Eye contact – Women love it when you look directly into their eyes and they find it very attractive.

Note – Let me make this clear, this is a general rule. Not all women like it and not all women like it all the time. But with that said it can be very powerful.

Why is it so attractive to women? Because it expresses honesty, it expresses confidence and it expresses the fact that you are comfortable with your sexuality.

It is sad to say that a lot of guys aren’t comfortable with their sexual needs, they feel guilty about having them and they put attractive women on a pedestal. To most women this is a huge turn off.

But being confident enough to hold her gaze. Being comfortable with communicating through your eyes that you find her attractive is a powerful thing. Women love it.

Guys give it a go and see what happens. Ladies, do you agree?

Have a good one!

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5 Reasons Why I Love Going Down on a Woman

I love going down on a woman. It makes my cock throb, my balls ache and my blood pump with sexual arousal. Why do I love it so much? Find out…

If I listed my all time favorite sexy things that I enjoy doing there is no doubt going down on a woman would be one of them. It never fails to get my cock rock hard and throbbing with excitement.

What is it that I love so much about the art of cunnilingus? Check out these five reasons why:

The view – Yup! I love the view. This is more than just the view of her pussy, don’t get me wrong I love that. But when my tongue is working its magic on her clit or squirming its way into her wet pussy I love looking up. Seeing her belly and chest rise up and down as she breathes heavily with sexual excitement. Seeing her boobs with rock hard nipples flushed with color. Seeing her face, her eyes closed, biting her bottom lip as the pleasure is expressed so clearly for me to see. Yes the view is one of my all time faves! BTW – Click here if you want to learn how to lick pussy like a BOSS!

The taste – I love the taste of pussy, I love the smell of it and I love the feel of it on my face!

The power and control – I like being in control, I like having the power to make her cum. I like teasing her. I like being the one who decides when she cums and how she cums.

Being so close to the action – Having my face in her pussy. My tongue, my lips, my nose all pushed hard against her as she orgasms, it is seriously sexy. I’m right there with her as she climaxes, holy shit I love it!

The reciprocal blowjob! – I love blowjobs and if there is one thing I have learned is that I am much more likely to get one if I first go down on her and give her a very sexy time.

I could think of more but for now I will stop before I get carried away. I need to go find a lady and lick her pussy because I am feeling very fucking horny right now!

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Don’t forget to comment below with your thoughts on pussy licking!

Have a good one!

What turns me on about the opposite sex – A woman’s perspective

I love men. Not just the rugged handsome ones but all types of men. Their personalities can be sexy, the jobs they do can be sexy and even the type of musical instrument they play can all get me hot and bothered…

When it comes to my attraction levels with men I find things change the older I get.

While looks still do matter to me, they are much less important than they used to be. I don’t know if this is because I’m less shallow or just because my tastes have changed but it’s the way it is and I’m very happy with it!

Here is a list of some of the random things I find attractive in the men I meet, date or just perv at from afar! 😉

Personality can be so much more attractive than looks. I know some guys find this hard to believe but for me it is 100% true. A confident man or even better a man who is confident and funny is a huge turn on, no matter what he looks like.
Hairy chests! I love them, As soon as I see one I find myself imagining what it would be like to nuzzle up against it after hot steamy sex.
Masculinity. Before I decide to sleep with a man I will picture myself in their arms. If the image makes me feel feminine and safe this is very sexy. He doesn’t have to have huge muscly arms but I do prefer them to be masculine in some way.
Men’s chests in general…I love them!
Bald heads…Phwoar!
Big strong chunky legs. I live in the UK and over here we have some very sexy rugby players with nice big muscly thighs…Yum yum!
More on personality. I pay attention to the way he talks to me, if he wont let me finish or talks over me it’s a no-no.
If a guy listens to me and I feel I can talk to him honestly and feel a connection it is very attractive.
Subtle dominance. I love it if he puts me in my place. I might be cheeky on purpose or I might say something without realizing it. If he calls me out on it, then it’s instantly a strong turn on. (Note I do not like domineering men but I do like men who don’t stand for any BS).
Nice teeth and lips are very hot and make me think about kissing and thinking about kissing makes me think about fucking and so it goes on…!
If they are good kissers this makes me find their mouths even more attractive.
Having a clean body, clean cock, tidied up and smelling nice
Knowing what he wants. A man who knows what he wants and gets it is a major point of attraction.
That super cool vibe. If he is comfortable in his own skin, I find it magnetic and want to spend more and more time with him
The fact that they have a dick. I love dicks and just thinking about a man’s dick gets me thinking about what it would be like to feel it inside me.

Well I was going to stop but I got carried away!

So what do you think of my list? Do you have anything to add?

Love

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